Gun Oil Silicone Lube

During Operation Desert Storm, Marines jacked off with actual military issue CLP (cleans, lubricates, protects) while hunkered down in the trenches of Kuwaiti battlefields. One of those marines developed this high-tech formula. This unique, hypoallergenic silicone lube keeps a Private's parts well lubricated with added Vitamin E and Aloe Vera for a longer lasting, slicker ride and minimized skin irritation. The ultra-concentrated formula is designed to lubricate thoroughly without breaking down or drying out. Gun Oil actually contains no oil, so it is safe to use with condoms.

***Due to the hellacious temperatures here in Southern Arizona in the summer, we do not ship lube during the months of June, July and August, as they may leak in transit. We apologize for the inconvenience.