Wicked Masturbation Creme

Enough with the Vaseline and hand lotion, it's time to treat yourself. Rich, emollient, long-lasting creme that melts into a silky consistency as you stroke. Washes off easily with mild soap and water. For external use only.

***Due to the hellacious temperatures here in Southern Arizona in the summer, we do not ship liquids during the months of June, July and August, as they may leak in transit. We apologize for the inconvenience.